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From the Ottowa Citizen:

The NDP’s (New Democratic Party's) Pat Martin raised the question Tuesday about how the government was prepared for an attack from zombies and he actually got an answer.

“I rise today to salute the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and the province of Quebec for putting in place emergency measures to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies,” Martin said. “I do not need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies do not recognize borders and that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent wide pandemic if it is not contained.”

He continued: “On behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, I want to ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs – is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy, so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?

Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird replied: “I want to assure the member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minister Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever.”

Date: 2013-02-14 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vettecat.livejournal.com
Very cool!

Date: 2013-02-15 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com
Well, he doesn't actually say they'll be impolite... "I'm soory, madam, but your family didn't seem to bury you with your passport. Or perhaps they put it in your jacket pocket, and it fell out after the fabric rotted away. In any case, we must deny you entry, eh. Back over the border with you, now. There's a good zombie!"


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