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ursangnome) wrote2004-08-03 01:46 pm
ursangnome) wrote2004-08-03 01:46 pm
Not Exactly My Best Work
Hm. Lunchtime. What would sit well today? Aha! Egg salad would make a fine lunch!
Trot down to the kitchen, put a couple of eggs into a pot of cold water. Light the burner, and go hang out about the house for a few minutes for them to come to a boil...
...smoke? Why do I smell smoke? How much time has passed?!?!
I am one of the few people I know who can manage to burn a hard-boiled egg. Charred, actually. I am a moron. If they gave licenses for home cooking, mine would be revoked. It isn't like this is the first time I've ever done this, either. Please pardon me while I go bang my head against the wall...
...and what the heck will I have for lunch? Can I possibly mess up peanut butter?
Trot down to the kitchen, put a couple of eggs into a pot of cold water. Light the burner, and go hang out about the house for a few minutes for them to come to a boil...
...smoke? Why do I smell smoke? How much time has passed?!?!
I am one of the few people I know who can manage to burn a hard-boiled egg. Charred, actually. I am a moron. If they gave licenses for home cooking, mine would be revoked. It isn't like this is the first time I've ever done this, either. Please pardon me while I go bang my head against the wall...
...and what the heck will I have for lunch? Can I possibly mess up peanut butter?
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