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ursangnome ([personal profile] ursangnome) wrote2004-09-08 09:05 pm

Thou Shall Not Passport!

For the vast majority of adult citizens of the United States of America, a copy of a birth certificate and a valid driver's license are sufficient identification to obtain a passport. I, apparently, am not part of the vast majority.

I got a letter today - the State Department will not process my passport application without more information. They require:

  • Photocopies of at least three forms of ID that are more than 5 years old (old driver's licenses, old tax documents, etc).
  • The names, addresses, phone numbers, place and date of birth for all my immediate kin
  • Name, address, and attendance dates of every school I've ever attended
  • Name, address, and telephone number for every employer I've had in the past decade
  • Complete address of every residence I've had in the past decade.
  • Contact information for two references that have known me for at least 5 years

No reason was given for the request. I called, and the polite person on the phone said, "I'm sorry, they don't tell us why. The best I can advise you is to fill out the forms and send them back." I'd have been happy with a simple, "Sorry, we mangled your birth certificate in processing, and it is probably easier for you to give us all this instead of trying to get a new copy of your birth certificate". But they're mum as to why.

As far as I'm aware, I've never done anything to get onto the State Department's radar. I have no criminal record. I have one traffic ticket. I have never taken part in demonstrations, never been on strike. Nothing. I'm squeaky clean. All I want is to have an easy time getting off a Disney cruise line boat while on my honeymoon. Is that too much to ask?

I occasionally joke about conspiracies. If large men in dark suits wearing earpieces and sunglasses come to your door and start asking weird questions about your association with me, don't say I didn't warn you...

[identity profile] msmemory.livejournal.com 2004-09-08 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Except that I also had to furnish the names of every organization I've ever belonged to, this sounds just about exactly like my security clearance form (as it was in 1991).
I was such a goodie two shoes, I sent them a list that included things like Handbell Choir, Girl Scouts, and District Youth Council.

[identity profile] learnedax.livejournal.com 2004-09-08 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe [livejournal.com profile] umbran managed to apply for some High Clearance passport...? The only other thing that sprigs to mind is that they could be getting extremely paranoid and performing thorough background checks on randomly selected citizens.

[identity profile] matildalucet.livejournal.com 2004-09-08 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve suggested perhaps he was "randomly selected," whatever that means. Steve is often "randomly selected" on air flights and I don't think he's particularly happy about that.