How my day's turning out...

There's a Clint Eastwood movie, "Heartbreak Ridge", in which Eastwood plays hard-bitten marine Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway during the 1983 invasion of Granada. There's a point in the movie where a colonel comes up to Highway, who is watching over a military exercise, and asks him, "What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?"

Gunny's reply, "It's a genuine cluster f**k, sir."

That's my day so far. Genuine and bona fide.